Wednesday, October 27, 2004

October 27th:
Headline: Bush Campaign Paints Kerry As Pre-Raphaelite Contessa
WDYT answer: middle-right
Infographic answer: 3rd-from-top
Election Day Guide answers: 1. "If at all possible, vote before work. That way, you can make smug comments to non-voters all day long." 2. "The new electronic voting machines are complicated. But don't worry: Octogenarians will be on hand to troubleshoot any technological problems that might arise." 3. "This is one of the most important elections in recent times, so it's best if you just leave it up to the pros." 4. "The most important thing is to vote your conscience." 5. "Okay, this is your conscience speaking: "Vote Nader. Vo-o-o-o-ote Nader." 6. "Keep in mind that the name of every person who votes against George Bush is going to be read aloud on television the next time we're attacked by terrorists."

Monday, October 18, 2004

October 20th:
Headline: U.S. Finishes A 'Strong Second' In Iraq War
Headline + Article: Kerry: Stem-Cell Research May Hold Cure To Ailing Campaign
Article: CEO Doesn't Have Heart To Kill Plastics Division
WDYT answers: top-left, top-right, middle-right
Infographic answers: OR, MI, PA

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

October 13th:
Headline: Cheney Vows To Attack U.S. If Kerry Elected
Headline: Latino Community Empowered By Coke Ad
Headline: Baby Takes Political Stance
Op-ed Headline: "You Want To See Some Goddamn Optimism?" by John Edwards
WDYT answer: middle-left
Infographic answers: bottom, 3rd-from-bottom
Statshot answer: "New overtime laws"
Apartment-hunting tips: "Never underestimate the importance of hardwood floors and exposed brick. If you do not have the budget to afford an apartment that boasts these features, consider living in a coal chute." and "Many real-estate agents and brokers will try to take advantage of you, as if you were some kind of chump. Inform them early on that you're not some kind of chump."

Wednesday, October 06, 2004

October 6th:
Article: American Robot's Job Outsourced To Overseas Robot
Headline: Older Brother Accused Of Cushion-Fort Prisoner Abuse
Headline: Bush Arrives At Debate Wearing Flight Suit
Headline: Wrong Pre-Fab House Delivered
Infographic answers: 4th-from-top, 3rd-from-top

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